It’s been 4 days and the #AskJPM hashtag doesn’t seem to slow down. Here is a compilation of some other creative Tweets:
— Newsium (@Newsium) November 18, 2013
When you open small business accounts, do you disclose your intent to annihilate the underlying business and bankrupt the owner? #askjpm
— David Van Chaney (@DavidVanChaney) November 18, 2013
Should Obama’s Reaper Drones get pensions? #AskJPM
— Nathan M. Hansen (@nathanmhansen) November 18, 2013
Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ, our Lord & Saviour? #AskJPM
— Double Dee (@DDsaywhat) November 18, 2013
What power grabs are you planning to execute during the next financial crisis you help to cause? #AskJPM
— Lynna Mincy (@mincy_lynna_191) November 18, 2013
#AskJPM – have you guys ever taken business ethics classes?
— Mike Oxhard (@h8f8kes) November 18, 2013
— TokyoTom (@Tokyo_Tom) November 18, 2013
.#AskJPM I bought some property which has since lost lots of value. Do you have tips on how to find a sucker so I can make my money back?
— Mungen Cakes (@MungenCakes) November 17, 2013
#AskJPM Can I have my life’s dream back?
— TwitChic (@Swoozie123) November 17, 2013
#AskJPM Why did JPM cross the road? To foreclose the houses on the other side.
— Just_Another_Guy (@StopBuyingChina) November 17, 2013
— Don Gelfund (@DonGelfund) November 17, 2013
— Mathew Kagis (@OccupyMedic) November 16, 2013
#AskJPM What ratio of human blood to crude oil do you use in your morning coffee? I do 3:1 but it coagulates by the time markets open in NY.
— Joe Dagandan (@joedagandan) November 16, 2013
knock knock. whos there? JPMorgan. JPMorgan who? this is my house now. #AskJPM
— boondock (@estupidophace) November 16, 2013
— Don Gelfund (@DonGelfund) November 16, 2013
Remember when J.P. Morgan was one of the most corrupt monopolies before the Progressive Era? #AskJPM
— Iron Schwep (@LethalSchweppin) November 16, 2013
#AskJPM If you give a man a gun, he can a rob a bank. But if you give a man a bank he can rob……? The world, that’s right, the world
— Alejandro Suarez (@suareztron) November 16, 2013
#AskJPM Explain how I can build my business where I socialize losses and privatize profits, then consider myself Master of the Universe.
— Wes Brown (@thewesbrownshow) November 16, 2013
— Eric Ramirez (@Desciuit) November 16, 2013
Does Jamie Dimon just leave the money on the dresser after he visits Congress? #AskJPM
— Zane Zodrow (@ZaneZodrow) November 16, 2013
I’m a young start-up investment bank who just did his first foreclosure. Do you have any mentoring or career advice? #AskJPM
— Ian Whitney (@iancwhitney) November 13, 2013
Is right frontal lobe brain trauma a requirement for job applicants? #AskJPM
— feck’n voters (@fecknvoters) November 16, 2013
— Hoodie B. Naise (@Logos_Light) November 16, 2013
What’s the best way to get blood stains out of a clown suit? #AskJPM
— Eddy Elfenbein (@EddyElfenbein) November 13, 2013
Haha .. “I have Mortgage Fraud, Market Manipulation, Credit Card Abuse, Libor Rigging and Predatory Lending AM I DIVERSIFIED?”
— Mr. Dot (@iMrDot) November 14, 2013
Do you have an org chart that’s perfectly analogous to the criminal underworld – capo, made man – or do you just wing it? #AskJPM
— David Dayen (@ddayen) November 13, 2013